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| | | | Oh No, so this is my problem!?!?! |
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of
eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2
lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the
conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I
placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the
purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I
said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But
how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're
ugly.'
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