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It's a bird... It's a plane...
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| 411: | Toronto, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 34-year-old hitched male | | | Seeking: | women for date&friend | | | Last On: | Dec-14-07 8:55 PM | |
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| Grover let me borrow his cape...I swear!
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Okay first of all... I (I being mKat) should point out that I have the great privilege of writing this profile for one of my very best friends. Not that he requires any help with this sort of thing, being witty, humourous and altogether intriguing, himself. Still, some things need a woman's touch... Hopefully, that's where you come in. 
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If I had to summarize, I'd say that Mr. Chicken is (hands down) the funniest guy I've ever met. Stick-in-the-muds NEED NOT APPLY! If you can't laugh at yourself (or at very least, laugh at him...laugh at him a lot! he deserves it!) then you're probably going to have a tough go at things. (But I daresay you'll have a hard time keeping a straight face if he's around).
He's blunt and sarcastic; both of which are part of his charm. (If you need to be coddled, don't bother. He'll give it to you straight as his honesty is one of his most definitive virtues).
He's a non-smoker and non-drinker. I'd like to say he's almost perfect but of course, I'd be lying. He does have a rather "mild" (I use this term loosely) obsession with Coca-Cola and an overwhelming love of hockey (he plays 3-4 times a week)...but I hear some of you ladies like that sort of thing).  (Just for kicks, tell him you hate the Leafs). LOL
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| He needs a gal with a great sense of humour... (Nice legs, a great smile and the ability to lose gracefully at a game of pool wouldn't hurt either). |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| A word of caution...don't ever tell him you can beat him at pool. He'll make you eat your words...without ketchup. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Everything. I don't do things half-assed. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| diverse and eclectic as his (wide ranging) CD collection. (The boy has almost 700). |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| (They don't call him superchicken for nothing.) |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Internet Addict, Movies, Music, Sports, Television, Pool |
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PERSONALITY |
| Committed, Funny, Generous, Low Maintenance, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Snoopy WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
Two frogs, going for the same fly and getting their tongues stuck together
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Who's in there long enough to read? |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Burned copies. Screw you Blockbuster! |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Everything. |
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| Birthday: | Feb, 1 Aquarius | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Nov-7-00 6:35 PM | |
| | Roots: | Mediterranean | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | I.T. | | | Insight: | Technical Diploma | |
| | Ethanol: | Non-Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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