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| 411: | Oshawa, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 30 dating | | | Seeks: | singles&couples for friend | | | Last On: | May-16-07 2:55 PM | |
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| I'm not really sure why I signed up, but hey, what the hell... it's gotta be better than cruising the bars . I'm fun, loud, obnoxious, and definitely a handful. I'm an animal fanatic, and will rescue anything. There are squirrels in my living room right now, for example. I'm into music. Mostly rock and variations of the same. I'm crazy enough that you will never be bored, but I can also fool you mom into believing that I am the sweetest girl her boy has ever brought home. I'm also very into body mods. |
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Ok, so the "partner checklist" used to go something like this...
1. must brush teeth at least once a day.
2. must have a penis
3. must have a pulse.
But I've gotten a bit more selective as of late. All the previous still applies, but now you must also be able to make me laugh, and be able to be completely silly and crazy when called for. Oh and you have to be able to at the very least tolerate kitty cats. Lovin' kitty cats is even better. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Ideally, it would involve a roller coaster or ten, but coffee or drinks are just as good. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| My aquariums, my pets, body mods, gardening, cheesy horror movies, music. Oh and shoes. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Fuck therapy. I prefer to suffer in silence  |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| If I tell you that now, it takes away the element of surprise, doesn't it? |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| ...Again with the surprise thing... |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Alien Probing, Internet Addict, Movies, Music, Party |
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PERSONALITY |
| Criminal, Dumbass, Funny, Joker, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Smurfette |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| two chameleons with their tongues touching... |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Whatever book I was reading in the bath. |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Tarantino flicks |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| rock, lotsa rock, all kinds of rock |
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| Birthday: | May, 16 Taurus | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Curious | | | Joined: | Aug-26-05 2:19 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Voluptuous | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | High School | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Midnight Toker | |
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