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| 411: | North York, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 28-year-old single male | | | Seeking: | women for friend | | | Last On: | Aug-31-06 6:29 PM | |
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| (Profile updated on 9/9/2004.)
I've changed my intentions for this thing. For my presence here. I no longer am looking for anyone. Just because looking and meeting take so much energy, and people are generally... Well, you know... Never what they're like online. Because online you get to type whatever you want about yourself. You create yourelf an image, putting all the positive things in, but none of the negatives. So it's a big letdown most of the time.
I'm kind of only leaving this profile on in the case of that significant other. Known generally as "soulmate". If she is reading this she will probably know that she is that person. But you know... Chances are small. So, before I continue to ramble, I'll just say that that's really the only reason why I'm here. Well that, and also maybe to make friends. Friends are good. And you can never have too many.
I have many interests. I love to learn. Read. My current interests are in computers. Everything involving software and the Internet. Also, I'm into economics and financial theory-type stuff. I'm very politically oriented. I hate closed-mindedness and hatefulness. Which by the strict definition means that I hate myself. But yeah. You know what I mean.
Anyways. It's late, and I don't know what I'm writing. So I'll be off. Maestro... Drum roll please!
Best Anime: Cowboy Beebop.
Coolest Singer: The Immortal Billie Holiday
I love music. All sorts really, but especially Punk Rock, Old Soul/Funk, Jazz (especially Jazz Vocals), Ska, Hip Hop, (not a big fan of Country Music, though) etc.
I've lately gotten into Classical music. The richness and complexity are amazing... I can listen to one song for hours at a time. Maybe it's cause my parents never payed for any music lessons for me & I'm starved for it! Damn them! One day... When they least expect it, I'll buy a set of cymbals and then sneak into their house at night, stand by their bed, and bang them really loudly yelling at the top of my lungs: "OH I WISH I HAD GOTTEN LESSONS! OI VEY!"
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| I dunno. Trying to not have any standard cliches, just you know...
Intelligence, Grace, Inner Beauty... A soul! That's it! A soul! No slaves to any simplistic creed, concept, or philosophy allowed. If you are a slave to Math or Squash (let's say) -- that's different. But no being a slave to TV or ... You know... Stuff like that. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Lots of first-minute indecision, wandering-around, and random ending-up-at. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Life. That sounds like a cliche, but I have resolved (a few years ago) to live it to the fullest. Since then it has been a struggle to live up to my resolution, but at least I'm trying. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| the personality of someone who really doesn't need a therapist but an instructor in Piano or Painting. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| good. I don't remember exactly.
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| run dragging my feet across the carpet, and then touching them. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| push me onto the bed, tear my clothes off, and moan this morning's stock quotes in a sultry voice. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Collect Old Crap, Hacker, Internet Addict, Music, Reading, Glib Comments. |
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PERSONALITY |
| Funny, Humble, Generous, Kind, Punk |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Baby on Family Guy WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
Something so incredibly witty, that if I were to even begin contemplating it, I would immediately collapse in on myself into a super-dense point and then implode.
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Greg Egan. |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Wall Street. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Something Jazz-ish or Wagner-y. |
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| Birthday: | Apr, 2 Aries | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Nov-2-02 3:26 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Student | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Midnight Toker | |
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