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| 411: | Windsor, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 23 single | | | Seeks: | women for anything | | | Last On: | Dec-19-07 11:54 AM | |
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"DON'T U JUST HATE PANTS?!?!?" 
heheh... 
i'm 22 yrs old from, what is affectionately known as, the armpit of Ontario: Windsor. Right now i work as a security guard, and eventually plan to go to st.claire for police foundations.
i'm a little off sometimes (hey, we're all a LITTLE off.... some of us just a little more than others  ) with a bit of a twisted sense of humour.
I'm an EXTREMELY laid-back guy and i use a lot of sarcasm, which tends to catch ppl who don't know me off guard, some even take offense...... so DON'T!
I love sports, music, camping, reading, MUSIC, video games (what guy doesn't?) and that SWEET mary-j!!! I'm a student of the arts: drama, music, never could draw for shyte, but i appreciate the talent when i see it. I like, and get along with everyone i meet, until they give me a reason not to. I also love to entertain and i'm always making an a$$ of myself for the enjoyment of others. That seems to throw ppl off too...... they think i'm weird, or somethin.... ah well! Can't please everyone, i guess. Anyway, there it is...... me in a nutshell. anything else, don't hesitate to ask.
Until then...... GET CRAZY, KEEP SMOKIN, and take care of yourself.
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| well...... my "the rapist" (ahahaha..... SNL kills me!) describ"ED" me as having....... how did he put it again? "psychotic tendencies"?
so i shot him! ^_^ |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| i dunno...... i've been described as a lot of different things by a lot of different ppl. they can't POSSIBLY be ALL bad. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| light her clothes on fire?? |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| get past the ass-hair. LOL |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Beer, Music, Reading, Sports, Work |
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PERSONALITY |
| Braniac, Easygoing, Generous, Kind, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Wonder Women |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| two samurai charging one another, swords drawn and raised in a duel to the death..... cool! |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| whatever's handy |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| dvd's... and once, there was a pop-tart |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| a little bit of everything, tho mostly rock/metal |
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| Birthday: | Feb, 15 Aquarius | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Jan-5-05 11:37 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Spiritual | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Slimmy | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | Hooked on Phonix | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Need Rehab | |
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