  | 411: | Fort McMurray, Alberta Canada |  |  | Stats: | 22-year-old single female |  |  | Seeking: | women&men for anything |  |  | Last On: | May-4-05 7:38 PM |  |
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 | it's truly pointless for me to go into detail, as that could take forever, and it's just easier to get to know me. i suppose a few things i could say upfront are that i'm self-assured, i like people who don't take my sh*t, and also people who like to have outrageous kind of fun.
ok, and unless you're capable of maintaining an interesting conversation, don't msg me. i know i'm beautiful and interesting, the real question is: Are you? if not, save me the aggrevasion and just msg someone else.
Tip: for those who *are* interesting, send me something unusual.
so here's the thing, i talk to myself, all the time in fact, and you should see what i do when i think no ones watching... i really would be a hit on reality tv, but then my world would be invaded because everyone would try to "relate" which is truly impossible... i am unique, just like everyone else.
how many of you reading this actually wash your feet in the shower? be honest. they're pretty far away... and bending over to clean them, i mean come on. but it has to be said, they're one of the most needed areas of ones temple to be polished.

YES, i like talking about things that matter but don't. do you? if not, i'm definitly not what you're looking for.
---- IT'S THE PIRATE OF SYLVAN LAKE!
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| | | |  | Serious Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
 | in a partner? that depends on if it's a man or a woman. feel free to hit on me and i'll let you know  |
 |  DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
 | first, we go tobogonning down confederation hill cuz it looks like a total death trap and it would give a serious adrenaline rush. then, provided we live, go home for some hot chocolate, talk for a while, then obviously invite some friends over so we can brag... LOL. basically just have fun by any means. |
 |  I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
 | i'm passionate about helping people surprisingly enough. i'm extremely selfish and self centered but half the work i do is volunteer work because my alias is a nice person. |
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 |  A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
 | very sexy, with an ass you can't look at without touching |
 |  TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
 | do a number of things, but my favorite tease is when we're in a situation where he/she can't act on my subtle tortures. makes you want it so much more when you can't have it. |
 |  TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
 | be open to indulging my fantasies |
| | | |  | Personality |  | | | | |
 |  ACTIVITIES |
 | Cars and Bikes, Movies, OutDoor Fun, Volunteer, Writing |
 |  PERSONALITY |
 | Alternative, Committed, Funny, Lusty, Wild |
 |  CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Baby on Family Guy WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
a long highway.
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| | | |  | Media Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
 | cauterize, thornley, train, the used... |
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 | Birthday: | Feb, 21 Pisces |  |  | Sexuality: | Bisexual |  |  | Joined: | Aug-12-04 9:18 PM |  | 

 |  | Roots: | Mixed Race |  |  | Spirit: | Agnostic |  |  | Longitude: | Short |  |  | Latitude: | Average |  |  | Offspring: | None |  |  | Job: | Student |  |  | Insight: | High School |  | 

 |  | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker |  |  | Nicotine: | Casual Smoker |  |  | Ganja: | Unknown |  |
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