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Hi, found your addy on a net cafe toilet wall, said to msg for good time?
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  | 411: | Adelaide, South Australia Australia |  |  | Stats: | 28-year-old single female |  |  | Seeking: | women&men for friend |  |  | Last On: | Jun-26-08 7:15 AM |  |
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 | Hi thereeee!!
I am from ostrayleeyah..
I have 7 and a half kids to 19 possible fathers, and i wanna have m0re so I can live off the government for the rest of my life and not achieve anything worth while.. apart from seein how many kids i can squirt out..
I'm a good sort.. i'll use you for ya money and babysitting, so i can go out and party and bang all ya mates...
I wont cook or clean, and I'll get moody 24/7
I'll expect you to do stuff for me.. or i'll bitch abt it.. and yet i wont do the same for you..
I am a walking/ typing contradiction.. and i expect you to put up with it..
So.. ya wanna hook up??
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| | | |  | Serious Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
 | No backbone, pushover, s0ftc0ck etc etc |
 |  DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
 | I get money at the end of it.. |
 |  I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
 | poppin out the brady bunch |
| | | |  | Useless Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
 | Inconclusive... |
 |  A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
 | "Oh fuck no.. wow you look a lot better in your online profile pix" |
 |  TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
 | Turn on a porno and leave the room |
 |  TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
 | do whatever i tell them.. |
| | | |  | Personality |  | | | | |
 |  ACTIVITIES |
 | Alien Probing, Internet Addict, Music, Reading, Writing |
 |  PERSONALITY |
 | Argumentative, Criminal, Midnight Toker, Sarcastic, Spiritual |
 |  CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Garfield WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
OoOooOh that's deffintely 2 bugs of some sort dry humping the bottom of a vibrator..
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| | | |  | Media Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  ON THE CAN, I READ |
 | whatever phone numbers are there.. |
 |  MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
 | when it's on? |
 |  MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
 | I don't have a jukebox you idiots.. |
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 | Birthday: | Feb, 28 Pisces |  |  | Sexuality: | Curious |  |  | Joined: | May-5-03 11:08 PM |  | 

 |  | Roots: | Unknown |  |  | Spirit: | Spiritual |  |  | Longitude: | Short |  |  | Latitude: | Built |  |  | Offspring: | Got, Want Less |  |  | Job: | Student |  |  | Insight: | Grade School |  | 

 |  | Ethanol: | 12 Step Time |  |  | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker |  |  | Ganja: | Need Rehab |  |
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