redshirt @ Casual Kiss

<body> <a href="/members/redshirt.html">redshirt's Profile</a><br><br> A look into the Red.<br><br> Species: Female<br> Looking For: Males<br> Age: 26<br> Birthday: Jun-27-82<br> Intention: Friendship<br><br> City: Surrey<br> State: British Columbia<br> Country: Canada<br><br> This is a personal ad? What do you really say if you're not looking for anyone? Hmmm... Without "ME" everything is just "AWESO". I'm a pretty open minded person. I like to have fun and laugh, so if you're a downer all the time, I don't wanna be around ya. And NO! I don't have MSN or Yahoo or ICQ or whatever obscure other chat program you use, so I CAN NOT add you! http://70.85.26.55/content_tags/949755_139523.jpg --------------------------------------- Four hockey fans are mountain-climbing. Each climber happens to be a rabid fan of a different NHL team. As they climb higher and higher, they argue more and more about which of them is the most loyal to their particular team. Finally, as they reach the summit, the climber from Ottawa takes a running leap and throws himself off the mountain yelling, "This is for the Ottawa Senators!" Not wanting to be outdone, the climber from Toronto throws himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Toronto Maple Leafs!" Seeing this, the Vancouver climber walks to the edge of the precipice, yells, "This is for the Vancouver Canucks", and pushes the guy from Calgary off the cliff. SO HAPPY HOCKEY'S BACK! ----------------------------------------- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK : Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. <br><br> This is a personal ad? What do you really say if you're not looking for anyone? Hmmm... Without ME everything is just AWESO.I'm a pretty open minded person. I like to have fun and laugh, so if you're a downer all the time, I don't wanna be around ya. And NO! I don't have MSN or Yahoo or ICQ or what<br><br></body>