 | 411: | Surrey, British Columbia Canada | | | Stats: | 26-year-old dating female | | | Seeking: | men for friend | | | Last On: | Jan-6-09 5:20 AM | |
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This is a personal ad? What do you really say if you're not looking for anyone? Hmmm...
Without "ME" everything is just "AWESO".
I'm a pretty open minded person. I like to have fun and laugh, so if you're a downer all the time, I don't wanna be around ya. And NO! I don't have MSN or Yahoo or ICQ or whatever obscure other chat program you use, so I CAN NOT add you!
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Four hockey fans are mountain-climbing.
Each climber happens to be a rabid fan of a different NHL team. As they climb higher and higher, they argue more and more about which of them is the most loyal to their particular team.
Finally, as they reach the summit, the climber from Ottawa takes a running leap and throws himself off the mountain yelling, "This is for the Ottawa Senators!"
Not wanting to be outdone, the climber from Toronto throws himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Toronto Maple Leafs!"
Seeing this, the Vancouver climber walks to the edge of the precipice, yells, "This is for the Vancouver Canucks", and pushes the guy from Calgary off the cliff.
SO HAPPY HOCKEY'S BACK!
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK :
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Must be taller than me! Oh! And have 2 eyes. A nose is always nice... Able to get that scruffy (not sleezy and scrappy) man look. mmmm... Oh! I know! Please resemble Jon Stewart 
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| ... I have a therapist? Who knew. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| "You have the cutest eye brows". Don't ask, I'm just passing along the wierd one. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| would have to whisper it in your ear. I can't give away ALL my secrets! |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Fuck my mind, not just my body. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Beer, Dancing, Music, Photography, Sports, Other indoor sports! ;) |
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PERSONALITY |
| Easygoing, Generous, Sarcastic, Lusty |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Smurfette WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
Fighting ninjas clashing
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| .. well DO the crossword in the paper |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Episodes of Angel or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Music that makes me want to sing and dance. |
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| Birthday: | Jun, 27 Cancer | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Apr-6-03 5:20 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Voluptuous | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Service/support | | | Insight: | High School | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Midnight Toker | |
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