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i am hobart, dishwasher as man and machine
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| 411: | Grand Rapids, Michigan United States | | | Stats: | 25-year-old single female | | | Seeking: | men for date&friend | | | Last On: | Nov-16-05 9:23 PM | |
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Completely and utterly random. Driving until I run out of gas and spending the night there is what I LIVE for. I have a dingo named Sasha. I have an unhealthyobsession with all things Depeche Mode. Listen to lotsa old muzak (old school punk, ska, bluebeat, new wave, etc.). I also have an uncanny ability to attract creepy stalkers like maggots on rancid meat (but Ismell a bit better...). I'm in my fourth year at Grand Valley, majoring in poly sci, learning Russian and German (don't I sound FUN?), and looking to go to Toronto or Philly for grad skoo. I'm just a bored college kid who needs to meet people who don't $uck BALL$ (especially around GR). Cheers!
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Someone with some balls. Girls ALWAYS have to take the initiative, whether for a friendship, relationship, mutual hatred (the most fun), what have you. Or maybe that's just the impatient ones like me. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| I refuse to do coffee, dinner, or a movie. I want to do something I'll remember the next day. Touring a nuclear power plant. Mountain biking. Watching cartoons. Squirting mustard off of an overpass. Mooning people on the freeway. Catching frogs. Taking my dog to the beach. Something FUN. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| I'm pretty damn apathetic. It gets on people's nerves. I AM passionate about ridding the world of the word "holla," I suppose. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| crunchy! |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| Just like the girl with the short hair (Columbia) on Rocky Horror. Compliment? Insult? The world may never know. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| do the charleston |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| buy me mentos. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Beer, Music, Travel, Television, Work, accumulating animals |
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PERSONALITY |
| Dumbass, Low Maintenance, Prozac Dependant, Sarcastic, Lusty |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Fritz the Cat WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
This is SO vaginal... craziness!
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| JTHM, the onion, your mind |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| hard hat harry! (sexy kids' DVD) |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| all things Tom York (you hate me already) |
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| Birthday: | Jul, 7 Cancer | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Oct-20-01 12:19 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Short | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Student | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Often Tanked | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Midnight Toker | |
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