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Forget the duct tape, have a chutney squishy
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| 411: | Richmond Hill, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 32-year-old hitched male | | | Seeking: | women for friend | | | Last On: | Jan-7-09 10:40 PM | |
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Hey there bored folk!
Yes, my profile says I'm only looking for friends. What does this mean...it means what it says. No threesomes, friends with benefits or bondage buddies or whatever. I'm by no means lonely, I just like to write. My online buddies remain online buddies.
Lets assume that for some reason you are still reading Lets get into the meat! Yaay meat!
I like bad movies, good cooking, challenging problems, great art, insightful books, and hillarious conversation. I love being outdoors, and I'm a bit of a computer geek. Paradox? Maybe.
I have a tendency to find the exception to any situation, and revel in discovering the chink in the armour. I live the peace of a quiet afternoon, but thoroughly enjoy sticking it to anyone I feel is taking advantage.
The people in my life mean a lot to me. I feed them, I make them laugh, I hurt when they hurt. I meet my friends half way. On that note I leave the rest up to you to find out. You might hate me, you might call me a friend...who knows.
Just know, I've met my partner already.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| I've met her She puns just as much as I do! She has eyes that change from colour with her mood, and the ability to make me smile no matter what is happening elsewhere in my life.
She invades my thoughts, and sometimes even when she's not around I can still feel the way her hair brushes against my face.
She's educated, caring, thoughtful and funny. When we're together I feel like the luckiest man on earth. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Perfect you say....well. definetly a lot of blinking. You can tell a lot about a person from their blinking. First and foremost, that they have eyelids. Very important....living with lidless people may seem convenient, because they never flip their lids...but its just too complicated. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Intelligence and freedom! If you let others do your thinking for you, then you will get scr#wed! |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| an identically different event to the time that an enourmous gathering of seaguls took over the aviary, by opening the sides of a moebeus just a tad too far on a day that was simply not invented yet. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| You used to be so cute....what happened? |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| break out the accordian. Nothing says good lovin' live some sensuous accordian tunes. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| know how to line dance, but in obscene shapes |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Art, Internet Addict, Music, Photography, Reading |
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PERSONALITY |
| Artistic, Easygoing, Funny, Joker, Low Maintenance |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Baby on Family Guy WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
An evil carniverous plant, hell bent on using its gnashy claws to genetically alter itself to look like a mutated peeled banana on speed.
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| peoples minds..... |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| sandwiches........ |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| sound? mine beats to smells.... |
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| Birthday: | Apr, 5 Aries | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Dec-15-01 1:25 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Jedi Knight | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Slimmy | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | I.T. | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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