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just becuase i'm paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get me
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| 411: | Peterborough, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 29 dating | | | Seeks: | women&men for friend | | | Last On: | Nov-21-08 1:24 AM | |
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The aliens have landed and they have taken over the Bush Administration and Canadian Members of Parliament! We are all doomed, so there is no point in finding something "meaningful" since either you or your lover (or both) will likely die in the next few years anyway.
Oh, and I don't have a pic on here cuz I am fat and ugly and i know that the best way to get people to talk to me is to have a pic of nothing but words and give everyone who asks a free blow job.
Ok, it's not words, and it's not a self portrait either. Can you guess what it is? Do you even care? No, i didn't think so. Me either.
*please note that by accepting a free blow job u are agreeing to the terms and conditions - email me for more details and/or a copy of said terms and conditions.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| i found him |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| define perfection... |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| politics, religion, evolution, spirituality, consciousness, quantum physics, aliens, UFOs, secret societies, all the weird schtuff |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| she's still trying to figure me out so i'll have to get back to u on that one... |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| an acquired taste |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| throw him in the bon fire |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| know what my cravings are... |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| cooking instructions |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| it spins? |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| it grooves? |
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| Birthday: | Mar, 19 Pisces | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Nov-19-07 2:56 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Spiritual | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Service/support | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | 12 Step Time | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Need Rehab | |
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