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| 411: | Ottawa, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 27-year-old single male | | | Seeking: | women for friend | | | Last On: | Dec-23-08 1:54 PM | |
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26/01/2007
right, so I haven't updated in a while.....here's life: I school, I co-op, I work, I tinker.
last semester of my program in Precision Machining/Tool and Diemaking.
I eat/sleep/breathe technical stuff and gadgetry(both practical and
frivolous). chances are if you need a tool I probably have one, and if
you need something I can probably build it. I've acquired yet
another beater of a car...this time its an '88 volvo 240. possibly big
plans for that one(we'll see in the spring, and the Chevette is
backburnered for probably a yr). I turned 25. that was
interesting right, so this is my update for now.
06/21/2006
~That time of year again: I'm off for 3 weeks to play Tarzan of the
jungle and Ahab all in one...hopefully I won't get dead. see ya in a
bit.
antihero to the few, friend to the fewer.
tread softly now, and follow no path.
....or, conversely, walk softly and carry a big fukcing stick.
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10/15/05 10:53pm - If I'm not back in 3 days, release the hounds and
form a search party.....mmmm, alcoholic search party.
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High Speed Steel is my new friend. ___woot!___
Step off the train into a lonely dawn,back in to the home where I was born.The sun in the sky never raised and eye to me.....
I'm back!!!
(**NOTICE** --I'm off sailing and fixing boats for the next 3
weeks. its not that I don't want to talk to you its just that
computers don't really factor in that environment. see you at the
end of July.  )
play nice, now.
I've noticed something: even on a 'hands-free' set, I still talk with my hands..........whats with that?! 
so..about
me, hunh?....what, you want a novel? Tall, Dark and Introverted(sort
of...its situational). I'm into sports, Ultimate and Squash now, used
to Rugby. I tinker therefore I am...I build stuff, love it, love using
my hands. mechanical, electrical, wood, anything....I can do much with
these hands. I read when idle, and move when I'm not(go figure).
Apologies in advance, I can get a bit verbose at times.Sometimes not
at all ....really if you want to know more, ask...I'm friendly and won't
bite unless asked to.
and now some thought for pausing:
"Groups need others to define themselves, in the process of which they learn how to hate
out-groups. Vamyk D. Volkan introduced the subject of the human need
for enemies and allies. He underlined that people sometimes have a
psychological investment in the continuation of a given conflict, and
that they actually use them as external stabilizers of their sense of
identity and inner control. Not only do they have an investment in the
continuation of this enmity, but their militancy partly marks their
internal conflicts. Since they need the enemy, they are afraid to lose it."
think about it.
Found myself down in the valley for the first time.........
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| mmm, yeah, slim, athletic, energetic enough to keep up and creative enough to surprise me, and maybe even show me some new tricks...
consciousness and the ability to rub two brain cells together and produce some spark of a thought is a plus. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| January 7th, 1982...It started at around 11:30 that night...j/k
...one that just flows, one thing moves seamlessly into another and when its over you can't believe the time has gone by and you wish you could preserve just a moment of it to hold on to for a little while.....thats why there has to be a next time. A taste, just to let you know the craving is there. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| gadgetry, tinkering with beater cars, women, ultimate, women, sailing, buildin' stuff, making women say naughty things, outdoors, mochacinos/whitehots/or just damn good black coffee, oral sex, black russians/rye'n'coke(WITH LIME,DAMNIT!!!), smooth soft feminine skin(not mine, obviously), and chocolate. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| "I can't help you" then he lept over his couch and hid in the corner, whimpering and pawing at the air around his head. *meew*
Actually I consider myself quite sane. Its the rest of the world that I worry about. I've got quirks, many quirks. I have some hang-ups(who doesn't?). But I'm generally rational, often linear, and logical. People who are not either amuse me 'cause their cute when they do it or friends, or they frustrate me immensely cause they make better speedbumps than pedestrians on the road of life. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| 'short schoolbus material' but apparently some people like that, others seem to think that
http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/oav/quiz1.html
I can dig that...Just means that when it comes down to it, I'm driving. "Yes, yes it is a sweet ride".... "no, you can't test drive my mech."
ps. I do not look like Tom Welling. Just to be clear on that. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| make like a silverback and pound my chest, then sniff them.
when I'm not being an ape...use the lightest touch and the..well, find out. its much more complicated and can't possibly be adequately conveyed by this meagre text.
p.s. I keep the poo flinging to a minimum. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| love ropes? 
seriously though, love to give and take...over, and over,and....
or just feed me icecream....naked |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Beer, Music, OutDoor Fun, Party, Sports |
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PERSONALITY |
| Easygoing, Humble, Kind, Low Maintenance, Lusty |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Batman WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
two lizzards getting a communal tongue piercing
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| to my tapeworm, Harvey. |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Ladykillers,LockStock,BoodockSaints,PCU. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| (classic)rock,elect.,ska,hiphop,alt.,etcetcetc |
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| Birthday: | Jan, 7 Capricorn | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Apr-19-03 10:37 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Jedi Knight | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Built | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Service/support | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Unknown | |
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