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I'm Not Short! I'm Wat U Call Fun Sized!
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| 411: | Belleville, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 38-year-old dating female | | | Seeking: | men for friend | | | Last On: | Feb-2-08 4:12 PM | |
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|   hmm well i'm average in looks,an size,i think i am a fun person to b around,enjoy bein outdoors,also staying home just chillin...i am very outspoken when i need 2 b  ...other times i can b real shy ... when meeting for the first time ,or the second..depends on how at ease u can make me feel ....when i am with someone it's only with that person. Umm I'm really on here just for friend's, chat, laugh........keep smiling!!!.. .....ohh yes and i prefer to ((CHAT ))with (PPL) close to my (AGE)no one under 28 plz... ( HOPE THIS IS READABLE NOW) ....for further reference i do not give my addy out for cyber play,not here 4 that ... so that should knock my mail down to ohh less than 1/2 ha!..sorry 
ok here r some umm funny's wana know how many ppl tinkle in there bloomer's after reading some... ..
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a SmAcK!!!!!..i'll do it..
A Woman's Prayer:
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I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to (((DEATH)))).....
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet. 
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A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his d**k with a hammer.
- What are you doing?
- I'm masturbating.
- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?
- Yes, each time I miss it.
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Two girls:
- Which is the best contraceptive?
- An aspirin.
- ???
- Take an aspirin, put it between the knees and keep it tight.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| what ur looking for and what you get are two very diff thing's.... |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| no such thing as perfect: |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| everything that matter's in my life... |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| what therapist? |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| erotic:... |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| well i start out by.........ha! you actually thought i would tell you how: noway is more fun to surprise ur mate...... |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| know my inner soul |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Music, Television |
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PERSONALITY |
| Argumentative, Joker, Midnight Toker, Romantic, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Lisa WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
two bugs mating
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| lady's don't tell what they read |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| classic rock,reggae,hip hop,blue's..etc etc.. |
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| Birthday: | Oct, 22 Libra | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Sep-13-07 10:27 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Unknown | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | Got Kids | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | High School | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Midnight Toker | |
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