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S*r***sly F*ck*d *p Sh*t *n H*r*
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| 411: | Edmonton, Alberta Canada | | | Stats: | 25-year-old single male | | | Seeking: | women for anything | | | Last On: | Dec-10-07 7:59 PM | |
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"A child who acts is worth twice his score. A child who thinks, is a child no more." - See, you can put quotes around anything and make it a quote, no matter how awesome or lame it is.
What is life?
Life is a series of moment by moment events, to which you play through
with the close ones in your life. The funny, the sad, the large and the
small. Not one moment is worth less than the last, but the moments that
last are priceless. HAHA SENSITIVITY!
What is Funny?
Funny is having no choice but to wear a womans swimsuit, because you
can't pass up a chance to go down a waterslide that goes outside of the
building. And taking pictures.
Passions?
Guitar. Music. Laughter. Crazy consequences that involve time, space and Luther Vandross, bitches. YEA INNER-STRENGTH!
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| This may sound trite, and possibly disconcerting, but when i'm looking in a partner, I see nothing but a pinkish-darkness, certainly no objects to speak of (I hope). HAHA GRAMMATICAL SKILLS! |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| I would say "Do you like to laugh alot" in a spanish accent, to which you'd reply "No, I want to stuff a turkey with my bare hands" in a very thick russin accent. This wouldn't make sense to me at first. Nor would it later, but lets say that if you've at least smirked once here, you'll be smirking when you tell me that you want to stuff a turkey. WHOO-HOO STORY TELLING SKILLLLLLL^LS! |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Tea, and how it has affected world trade since it's inception from a leaf falling into the Emperors hot water. Surely there is a deep meaning to life's greatest mysteries, that a falling leaf changed an economy. LOL BUTTERFLY EFFECT*TIME-TRAVEL*DEEP-SEEDED-PHILOSOPHICAL-VIEWS/HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO READ THIS=ONE BORED GUY |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Fiery.
Unrelenting.
Crazy.
Killer.
Inundating.
Natural.
Great.
NUTS.
My doctor (who is Norwegian, by the way) makes me draw all sorts of things. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| Distinct and original. Powerful but soft. Edgy.
HEHEHONESTY!
If you've read this far, you can hit my myspace page up, http://www.myspace.com/likwidflame and talk to me from there. Unless you're gold, in which case; start the talking. or fellatio. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| take her to a secluded beach, take off her clothes and run away with the sunscreen.
I like that joke still. I'm not changing it.
Seriously. I might add something, or ramble on about it; but still. Tell your friends about me. K? |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Taste like a porter house steak. and potatoes. and some of those deepfried round things that aren't onions, but they're chewy. I think it's squid. Yeah, so like take me to red lobster or something. Or the keg. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Cultural Stuff, Dancing, Music, Photography, Sports, Pandering the illegible with the disassociative. |
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PERSONALITY |
| Braniac, Committed, Funny, Alternative Lusty Spirtual Criminal, BAM! |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Rougue WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
Originally there was a clitoris, then it turned into two gay swordsmen who must kiss under the missile toe and now it is simply a pelican swordsman with his friend standing opposite to each other to form the rorshach shape of a clitoris.
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| My chest hair that I've pulled out. GROSS! |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| and spinning and spinning and spinning... |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Me Juking out Kol Jukes in Jukenior High |
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| Birthday: | Aug, 6 Leo | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Oct-23-03 2:36 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Christian | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Built | | | Offspring: | Want Kids | | | Job: | Educator | | | Insight: | Professional Grad | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Midnight Toker | |
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