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Where the F*CK is all the SAUSAGE!!??
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| 411: | Tara, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 32 single | | | Seeks: | men for date&friend | | | Last On: | Jul-25-08 12:29 PM | |
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| Just a country bumpkin lookin to have fun... And to see if men are really worth all this hassle..lol
I LOVE to laugh, have a great sence of humour.. and love to have a good time..
I have a short attention span, and loose track of things very quic.. OOOO look something shiney!
P.S.. Tats, piercings, crazy hair.. someone who is an individual (And don't care about NO ONES sh*t).. is definatly sexy..
Cheers 
- Robyn
****P.S*****
First and formost, I value honesty. Its too easy to lie to ppl on here. If you ALREADY have your face on here, then lay your sh*t bare!! WHO CARES!! We are all looking for basically the same thing. IF YOU CHOOSE TO LIE ABOUT YOURSELF, or have some twisted mental problem that MAKES you lie.. please 'GIT TA STEPPIN'.. Really, Im an adult now, and chose to live my life as such. NO time for head games, or BS.
~~~~THANK YOU!~~~~
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Someone, strong, independant, obnoxious, funny... and a REAL man. JEEEEEEEEEZUS HAVE A FREAKIN SENCE OF HUMOUR.. ppl are so stuffy now adays...(NOTE: CAN'T BREATH IF YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD STUFFED UP YOUR A**) |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Were we dont end up in jail... |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Life. I love life, and I love people. PPl who are loud, and not afraid to laugh out loud!!! Friendship, and honesty. PPl who are unique, and dont give a SH!T about what other ppl think!!! |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Needing medication... and lots of it!! He was Spanish I think, cheapest one out there. Not sure what he was saying, but he kept screaming "LOCO SENORITA.. LOOCO!" .. so I think it ment 'we're done, Im cured, I can go home now.' .. but I could be wrong. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| A cutie. (I wanna be the hot sexy bitch beast tho) Just dont seem ta have it in me.. .. oh, and SPANK ME JESUS!! .. hmm?? |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Smear him ALL OVA in A5-35 and rub him REAL hard... |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Know how to kiss. Kissing is important, its sensual. Be mentally capable of speaking, writing his own name, and counting change. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Alien Probing, Dancing, Party, Reading, Hiding in your closet... |
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PERSONALITY |
| Funny, Joker, Prozac Dependant, Sarcastic, It is subdued by medication |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Betty Boop |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| I dunno, but Kauma Sutra comes to mind |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Phone #'s on the bathroom wall OMG THAT ONES MINE |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Right round baby right round like a..sh!t NEXT! |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Anything but country..whiney b*tches |
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| Birthday: | Dec, 8 Sagittarius | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Jun-15-04 4:25 PM | |
| | Roots: | Mixed Race | | | Spirit: | Unknown | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Tradesman | | | Insight: | Hooked on Phonix | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Nicely Baked | |
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