 | 411: | Arlington Heights, Illinois United States | | | Stats: | 31-year-old single male | | | Seeking: | women for date&friend | | | Last On: | Nov-20-08 5:54 PM | |
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. I'm really 49 years old and really broke. I keep asking my mother for money because I'm too lazy to actually get a job. I have a masterbation certificate which means that I shouldn't have too much trouble finding a job. But it's hard for me because I actually can't get an erection to work for me. I'm always on here because I'm looking for a sexwhore who can deliver. I have an identical twin brother but i'm still choking on the triplet i ate in the incubator. I'm am bald and have huge bags under my eyes and my knees.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| a dirty girl who smells |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| 20% sleep 75% chilling 5 % coming |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| crude oil and bouillon |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| your medical and diary |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| u masterbating 4 me |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| the beat of your bum |
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| Birthday: | Dec, 13 Sagittarius | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Jun-12-07 12:18 AM | |
| | Roots: | Unknown | | | Spirit: | Unitarian | | | Longitude: | Short | | | Latitude: | Few Extra Pounds | | | Offspring: | Want Vasectomy | | | Job: | Unemployed | | | Insight: | Hooked on Phonix | |
| | Ethanol: | Often Tanked | | | Nicotine: | Casual Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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