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if i give you fi' bucks, will you love me?
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| 411: | Orleans, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 30-year-old single male | | | Seeking: | women for friend | | | Last On: | Dec-28-08 10:00 PM | |
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| my new thing is 'chairs' ... yeaaaaah, man! chairs are cool n stuff.. they like, sit there... and you sit on them but they sit there... or stand, hmmmm im not sure. i guess they DO stand and not sit... yeah that's cool they stand there and their purpose is to be sat on. aw crap i just ended with a preposition ... hold on. uh...they stand there and to be sat on is their purpose. there ya go 
i also like food trays, food trays are cool too. props to them!
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| how bout i say what i'm NOT looking for
1)if you lie, you're off the list
2)if u txtmsg and wait for a txt back on ur cell, while out with me or friends, stay home
3)if you search affection in a language other than straight-forward english (ie. body language, dropping hints etc.), then go somewhere else
4)if no matter how old you are, you act like an effing 16 year old (and if you're 16 and take offense to this then guess what, you shouldnt be on this effing site in the first place  ), go back to school and come back when you pass maturity 101
5)if... yeah ill just quit there, ive probably waned it down to 0.5% of the female population... maybe i should start dating men... or not 
ps no i dont talk all sexual like and ask you your measurements, nor ask you to strip on cam, so dont assume that about all guys...just those guys over ther *points over th |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| at a museum pressing all the buttons! |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| things that rhyme with oranges .. but not seringes |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| very juvenile. but that was too big a word for me to understand |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| "you're still here?" |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| pee's hot... mosta the time, ooo especially after you drank a lot of coffee, except it smells a bit like coffee in that case, but hey the question was what would i do to make a lover hot ... and i cant think of any quicker and/or more effective way.
ya thats gross |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| crawl like llamas playing limbo, or scratching their elbows on the ground or something. are they elbows? well whatever they have on their hinds |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| i didnt say i did |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| good for it |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| first of all it doesnt groove... |
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| Birthday: | Apr, 25 Taurus | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Oct-30-04 2:46 AM | |
| | Roots: | Black | | | Spirit: | Jedi Knight | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Full Sized | | | Offspring: | Got, Want More | | | Job: | Retired | | | Insight: | Hooked on Phonix | |
| | Ethanol: | 12 Step Time | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Need Rehab | |
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