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I'm cooler than the rest of your friends.
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| 411: | Oshawa, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 21-year-old hitched female | | | Seeking: | women&men for friend | | | Last On: | May-27-08 5:03 PM | |
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My name is Jess. I'm 20, so totally too young for you I am 5'4ish and blue eyed. Naturally blonde, but...a hot ass brunette right now. I am chubby, and no, my boobs don't make up for it. But really, once you meet me, all you will notice are my sparkling personality and perfect eyebrows.
As you can probably tell, I am one of 'those' people, the ones that are constantly being sarcastic, and then wondering why people think they are a ble-otch.
But, honestly, aside from all that, I am a sweet, funny, down-to-earth girl who just wants some new friends. Mine all left to better themselves at University ( I miss you Sara! ), or they just plain aren't the people I thought I had befriended.
But, enough about me. Lets talk about me for a while!
( this is MY personal ad, after all )
I re-joined CasualKiss ( old profile name suga_suga ) to find new friends. So, you are probably unsure about whether or not WE could be friends, so I made up this checklist. ( actually, I am going to make it up as I go along )
Are you:
kind, funny, intelligent, well-spoken, generally happy, brave( i get kind of shy ), a cyborg, into reptiles, tattoos, piercings and other assorted fun crap that I am into?
or are you:
mean, selfish, bland, a drug addict ( i don't mind a lil ganja), snide, a prude, a 'barbie', or generally someone that is scared of anything with more than two legs?
If you checked off anything from the first box, and nothing from the second, YOU'RE IN! Some from both? We'll talk. None from the either box? Are you alive? Or all from the second box? Wow, you are just one horrid person!
Well, I guess that sums up all that I had to say as a 'personal ad'. Can you imagine what this would cost in the newspaper? Wow!
Seacrest out.
Jess
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Not looking for a partner, I found my ' tall rocker boy'. Funny how we find what we're looking for in the last place we'd ever think to. Sorry, CasualKiss , but you didn't help me with this one.
I am looking for friends, like minded people that live in the same general area as I do, to chat with and maybe eventually get to know better as friends |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Something random. Even if it means driving around to nowhere in particular, and just talking. Or, going for a long walk, taking lots of pictures and enjoying the scenery. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Friends, music, my beliefs... A lot of things, I am human after all. I feel that this topic is MUCH more suited to a first conversation. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Slinkster Cool! Crazy! Fun! Sarcastic! |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| Adorable, sexy, curvaceous... You can't really go by what a 'lover' says, you all know they wanted me. This should say ' A total stranger once described my looks as' |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| That, my friends, is personal. TOO personal for this personal ad, hehe. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Be intelligent, funny and sarcastic. Also, and this is a big one, must have a good sex drive. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Music, Party, Reading, Video Games, Writing |
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PERSONALITY |
| Argumentative, Funny, High Maintenance, Sarcastic, Lusty |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Betty WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
The entrance to a super cool secret society, guarded by creepy vampire alien robots!
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| people's minds |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Horror, Comedy and Drama!!! |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Whatever I feel like at that moment |
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| Birthday: | Sep, 18 Virgo | | | Sexuality: | Bisexual | | | Joined: | Jan-15-07 9:54 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Spiritual | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Few Extra Pounds | | | Offspring: | Want Kids | | | Job: | Service/support | | | Insight: | High School | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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