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it says taken... I am not looking for play!
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| 411: | Ottawa, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 41 hitched | | | Seeks: | women&men for friend | | | Last On: | Jan-7-09 9:08 AM | |
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Now let's be honest here If SIZE is an issue for you, Do NOT read any further...
I am active & moderately fit... but I am still a BBW and I'm not hiding that fact!
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My profile needs an overhaul and I've been recently inspired by some other witty personal ads on this site... you know who you are!
Top 10 questions to never ask women on a first date...
1. What is the weirdest place you have ever had sex? (this one usually takes place online so that kind of kills off the dating prospects right there)
Me: Define weird... haha probably a rollerskating rink
2. Are you a virgin?
Me: Definitely a BORN AGAIN virgin oh yeah baby!
3. How much money do you make?
Me: So long as I'm permitted to ask the same question in return, I'm fine with that. I make enough to support my lifestyle but there's always room for improvement!
4. Do you have any children?
Me: Unfortunately yes I have one. I am still trying to figure out where I go to get a refund or exchange 
5. How many sex partners have you had?
Me: Good question... more than Mother Theresa and less than Gene Simmons!
6. How long has it been since you had sex?
Me: Looks at watch... ahhhhh does solo monogamy count as sex? 
7. At the end of the date you ask: Do you mind if I spend the night?
Me: hmmmmm I don't think they actually ASK this question but they certainly use a lot of body language to persuade it! I would have to say that if you are going to cook breakfast and you don't put ketchup on your eggs then spending the night is definitely an option. Hope you aren't afraid of heights because I have bunk beds and you get to be on top!
8. Do you do drugs?
Me: Depends... what kind are you selling?
(I think one moronic question deserves another!)
9. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Me: hahahahaha I'd like to say none, but my purity rating would definitely conflict with that statement. I think the better question would be...have I had any GOOD one-night stands? But then I'd just be setting myself up for the offer of being proven wrong! lol
10. How much do you weigh? 
Me: What are we...at the circus?? What scares me is that I took that helpful tidbit from a site that sees this as a legitmate issue -- meaning someone somewhere has actually done this!
Favourite Colour?
Royal Blue
Favourite Position?
behind the wheel of some obscenely powerful sports car! Ok I tricked you on that one!
Turn-ons: Accents, Brainiacs, Confidence, Erotica, Intelligence, Manners, Fresh Breath & Kissing!
Turn-offs: Bad odours, too many piercings/tattooes, bad attitudes, hidden agendas, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL! ughhhhhhhhhh
Favourite TV shows: Holmes on Homes (love a guy who's handy with tools), Star Trek Voyageur, CSI, How Is It Made? and strangely enough Radio Free Roscoe and Boy Meets World
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Found him already... |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than
by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Kissing, Astrology, Computers / Internet, Gardening, Massage, Movies, Reading books and magazines, Science, Traveling, Video / online games...
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ACTIVITIES |
| Cars and Bikes, Movies, Travel, Video Games, Work |
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PERSONALITY |
| Braniac, Funny, Romantic, Lusty, Spiritual |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Wonder Women |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| the shadow enters the house of mirrors... |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| nothing |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Hitman, Stardust, The Godfather & Hero |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Classic Rock, Blues, R&B & Hip-Hop |
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| Birthday: | Jun, 9 Gemini | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Jun-19-02 8:36 PM | |
| | Roots: | Mixed Race | | | Spirit: | Jedi Knight | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Full Sized | | | Offspring: | Got Kids | | | Job: | Administrative | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | Non-Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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