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| 411: | New York, New York | | | Stats: | age 30 single | | | Seeks: | women for anything | | | Last On: | Dec-31-08 3:44 AM | |
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I enjoy sitting, breathing, and pointing. Coming up with catchy internet profiles is not my strong point. I totally should have typed in something really original and cool here, like I WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD or R THERE NE HOT GURLS?!!? I have no career, no prospects, no future. I enjoy coffee and poisoning my lungs. I don't dance, I hate candlelit dinners, and I'm afraid of the ocean. I don't find children adorable, either. So bring the love.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Willingness to bear the seed of Our Dark Lord Satan. Good typing skills a must. Sense of humor a plus. EOE. BYOB. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Guys don't care about any of this. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Masturbation, needlepoint. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| who cares |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| A giant fleshy mass of computer parts and coffee stains. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| beat her. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| have a pulse |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Hacker, Internet Addict, Reading, Video Games, Writing |
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PERSONALITY |
| Argumentative, Dumbass, Easygoing, Funny, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Homer |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| Two insects, either fighting or mating. |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| I can't read or write. |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| seinfeld |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| screaming children |
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| Birthday: | Dec, 3 Sagittarius | | | Country: | United States | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Feb-17-04 4:30 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Unknown | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Few Extra Pounds | | | Offspring: | Want Vasectomy | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | High School | |
| | Ethanol: | Often Tanked | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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