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Here to screw off and develop some friendships.
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 | 411: | West Palm Beach, Florida |  | | Stats: | age 40 hitched |  | | Seeks: | women for friend |  | | Last On: | Nov-21-08 6:56 AM |  |
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 | I'm here to screw off. Maybe develop a few online friendships along the way. And probably piss off a few people too. |
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 |  WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
 | Friends. Then again, I would never join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx. |
 |  DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
 | Making out on a dark beach. Yea, like that's going to happen. |
 |  I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
 | Living life to the fullest. Or pissing off as many people as possible. |
| | | |  | Useless Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
 | Therapist? I've gone through three already and they are now in mental institutions because of me. |
 |  A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
 | What the hell? What hit you in the face, an airplane or a truck? |
 |  TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
 | Nibble on their ears and neck. Work them over with my tongue. Caress them with my hands. Mmmmmm. |
 |  TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
 | Buy coffee. |
| | | |  | Personality |  | | | | |
 |  ACTIVITIES |
 | Cultural Stuff, Hacker, Internet Addict, Music, Travel, I play with dead people. |
 |  PERSONALITY |
 | Braniac, Easygoing, Humble, Joker, Low Maintenance, stressed |
 |  CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Garfield |
 |  WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
 | Two scuba divers taking hits on a bong. |
| | | |  | Media Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  ON THE CAN, I READ |
 | what ever's available. |
 |  MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
 | Anything but Barney! |
 |  MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
 | country |
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 | Birthday: | Nov, 15 Scorpio |  |  | Country: | United States |  |  | Sexuality: | Straight |  |  | Joined: | May-22-04 10:12 PM |  | 

 |  | Roots: | White |  |  | Spirit: | Christian |  |  | Longitude: | Average |  |  | Latitude: | Few Extra Pounds |  |  | Offspring: | Got Kids |  |  | Job: | Other |  |  | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. |  | 

 |  | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker |  |  | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker |  |  | Ganja: | Just Say No |  |
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