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Here to screw off and develop some friendships.

411:West Palm Beach,  Florida  United States
Stats:40-year-old  hitched  male
Seeking:women for friend
Last On:Nov-21-08   6:56 AM

Witty Words

I'm here to screw off. Maybe develop a few online friendships along the way. And probably piss off a few people too.

Serious Stuff


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER?

Friends. Then again, I would never join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx.


DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE

Making out on a dark beach. Yea, like that's going to happen.


I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT

Living life to the fullest. Or pissing off as many people as possible.

Useless Stuff


MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS

Therapist? I've gone through three already and they are now in mental institutions because of me.


A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS

What the hell? What hit you in the face, an airplane or a truck?


TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I

Nibble on their ears and neck. Work them over with my tongue. Caress them with my hands. Mmmmmm.


TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST

Buy coffee.

Personality


ACTIVITIES

Cultural Stuff, Hacker, Internet Addict, Music, Travel, I play with dead people.


PERSONALITY

Braniac, Easygoing, Humble, Joker, Low Maintenance, stressed


CARTOON I RESEMBLE   Garfield

WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT   Two scuba divers taking hits on a bong.


Media Stuff


ON THE CAN, I READ

what ever's available.


MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING

Anything but Barney!


MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF

country

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Birthday:Nov, 15  Scorpio
Sexuality:Straight
Joined:May-22-04   10:12 PM


Roots:White
Spirit:Christian
Longitude:Average
Latitude:Few Extra Pounds
Offspring:Got Kids
Job:Other
Insight:Univ/College Grad.


Ethanol:Casual Drinker
Nicotine:Non-Smoker
Ganja:Just Say No

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Akron, OH
19-year-old Female

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Cambridge, ON
45-year-old Female

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Kittanning, PA
35-year-old Female

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