Welcome to my little dating site!

I creating this site with the dream of it becoming the largest and best dating site on the planet. So far it sucks.. but all dating sites suck so no one has noticed

If you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me, I crave honesty... but if it is really bad, please dim it down a bit as I am a very sensitive boy with emotional issues relating back to the time my parents refused to buy me a pony.

As for socially, I am now single and making a recovery from "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" (yes, its real... i checked google) and am slowly putting my life together.

I am not the brightest guy on the planet (I am one of the few guys who ever got kicked out of Devry for not being "serious enough about success"), but I consider myself to be one of the most ambitious! I am a believer that anyone can reach their dreams, no matter how much of a dumb-ass they are... its just a matter of how much you are Ritalin you are willing to take.

I am a computer nerd... its kinda required for this business. but, there is nothing I love more than a little fun... good clean fun, none of that euro crap

I hope to find someone who is spontaneous, emotionally strong, and funny. And if he has a sister who is just like him, that would be ideal!

One thing, and this is usually a deal breaker, I am not interested in having children. There is just something about the sound of children that causes me severe brain hemorrhaging.

Oh, read my blogs if you enjoy inconsistent ideology.

I am looking for a girl who has a kick ass sense of humour, must be sweet and kind, and have a positive outlook (no prozak dependants). She should be tall, have a good figure, and love spicy food and Simpsons. She also must want more than the usual routine... a home in the suburbs and 2.3 kids is not for everyone if you have ever found yourself being arrested for political reasons you are so in!

It would definately involve a beach, a few candles, and some serious fun*

* consult your doctor before attending

cartoons, bad spelling, politics business, tech, and processed food.

My obsession is my site. I have to do something important. I can't work for the "man", I need to succeed! (can you imagine the theropy I will need if I fail... good thing Canada has free health care!)

totally outragious. My sarcastic sense of humour is what I am known for. I hate being serious and love having a good time.

not bad, not great, totally average (really depends on your taste). I should mention that since I have been sick my looks and personal hygeen have taken a dive... it will come back... environment canada is demanding it!

do all the right things! I take my time, do what I'm told, and rarely refer to the manual.

When it comes to love making, I learned everything from classic Woody Allen movies... which might explain why I haven't had sex since the Clinton Administration (stupid neoconservatives... had to ruin it for everyone)

be completely willing to give up any chance of having a "satisfying sexual experiance" (I can't handle the pressure!!!!)