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| 411: | Brampton, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 30 single | | | Seeks: | singles&couples for anything | | | Last On: | Jan-4-09 3:21 PM | |
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Man this site sucks! It keeps deleting my personal for some reason! To think they ask you to pay to be on this thing. As if I would pay to be on a glitchy, bug-ridden site like this when myspace and facebook are free! el oh el
i am really bored of seeing people's profiles with cheesy headlines like "Life is what you make it!" and "Dance like no one is watching!"
Is that really the best you can do at coming up with a headline? Some unoriginal crap you once read on a chessy bookmark from WalMart? Come on, people. I mean, really.
i am really annoyed when seeing people start off their profiles by listing the number of piercings and tattoos they have, as if it defines who they are.
"I have three piercings and six tattoos."
Really? Wow! WHO CARES?
Is your life really so empty that you have to describe your tats and piercings in the very first paragraph of your profile to "prove" how cool you are?
LAME!
i feel sorry for you people who list "shopping" as something you are passionate about.
"Hi, I go to the mall every weekend and shop because my life is boring and I'm materialistic! I don't know how to make my life any less boring because I'm very uncreative, and watch MuchMusic and MTV way too much. Those channels tell me what is cool, so that way I know what clothes to buy. If Beyonce wears it, then I wear it too! Because I'm not a leader. I'm a follower! OMG like let's go to Old Navy! LOL"
FYI, shopping is not a hobby or passtime or something that anyone with a functioning brain would ever be passionate about. Shopping is something you do when you need something at the store.
so if any of the above describes you to a tee, then why don't you just do me a favor and not message me, k thx.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| anyway, i am a musician and writer. not really "looking" for a "partner" at all. rather, we run a record label/publishing cell and are looking for musicians and writers. it's not necessary if you are in the area or not, cuz we conduct most of our business over the internet. but if you are in the area, then that's even better! so if you are a writer (of anything: poetry, short stories, etc) or a musician who is into the idea of offering free "art" (whatever art may be) to the public, then drop me a line. we would love to hear from you! |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| no |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| life |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| i dance around her office and scream. we do this every sunday. she says it's therapeutic but i dunno |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| i played with myself. i found it a little strange, but she said it turned her on. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| kiss her vagina |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| kiss MY vagina |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| kurt vonnegut, hermann hesse, william burroughs |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| bjork, radiohead, ween, wu-tang, moodruff |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| i don't have a jukebox because i'm not Fonzie |
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| Birthday: | Sep, 11 Virgo | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Bisexual | | | Joined: | Aug-4-01 5:57 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Slimmy | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Educator | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Midnight Toker | |
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