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| 411: | Jenison, Michigan | | | Stats: | age 28 dating | | | Seeks: | singles&couples for friend | | | Last On: | Sep-26-06 1:24 AM | |
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| I'm here to harass existing members that I know from other places. |
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Nothing...I have one. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| I'm plastered, driving down the wrong side of the freeway in a fully loaded semi-truck, hitting granny's outta my way with you topless in my lap feeding me a slice of sloppy pepperoni, ham and green olive pizza. Oh yeah, and I have one of those novelty hats with spots for cans so I can drink rum and cokes hands free...damn I'm a romantic. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Safe driving. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| I'm a cunning brash butt hole, who is also quick witted moron. Oh yeah...and I have a cute toosh. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| the top half of Giovanna Ribisi's head mixed with the lower half of Prince William's head. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Dance the African dung beatle mating dance, then pop my eyelids inside out and while I hang frozen metal spoons from my hard nipples. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Internet Addict, Music, Party, Photography, Video Games |
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PERSONALITY |
| Dumbass, Easygoing, Funny, Punk, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Baby on Family Guy |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| 2 fully armed and colorful Zulu warrios charging at eachother in battle. |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Recoil |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Rock, Punk, Classic Rock and assorted others. |
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| Birthday: | Sep, 19 Virgo | | | Country: | United States | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Jul-7-04 2:16 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Christian | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Slimmy | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Student | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Often Tanked | | | Nicotine: | Casual Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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