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You've tried the best, now try me
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| 411: | Thornhill, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 30 hitched | | | Seeks: | women for anything | | | Last On: | Nov-13-08 5:18 PM | |
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| The rumours are true, I made this site (nobody ever believes me!! Ahh!) 
Well, here is some proof!
-- Update June 2007 --
Well, getting better physically but my mind is still missing and presumed incompetent. Can't believe how long I have gone without working... damn, should have voted NDP. (where are the socialists when you need them)
I have been with my baby for three wonderful years. Her english is wonderful and I have picked up a little persian myself... well, just "mag-ba israel". From what I understand it means "we love you Israel, keep up the great work". Those Persians are fakakta!
-- Update Aug 29 --
 Still a shut-in but I managed to meet a girl. She lives in my building, just moved here from persia, and drinks enough to find me attractive (shaving my unibrow is a BIG plus... apparently the style in Iran is free flowing)  She's a wicked artist and I am commissioning her to draw me in contreversial positions worthy of Titanic
Read my blog if you enjoy inconsistant idiology. And email my mom if you want to tell her that the site kicks ass (or got married, had a CasualKiss baby, etc...) and was worth dropping out of college. (she's still mad I didn't become a rabbi)
-- Update Feb 21 --
Life is crap again... should have taken advantage of my revived libido when i had the chance!
First off, (important), don't be mad if I don't email you back... (although attractive funny females for some reasons seem to get to the front of the line) Due to a motorcycle accident I have "chronic fatigue syndrom".. (I know, it sounds so made up) so I am pretty much a shut-in. I am not up much and when I am I get VERY bitchy... I am talking Dennis Miller bitchy! (anyone else think that guy has lost his mind?!)
I creating this site with the dream of it becoming the largest and best dating site on the planet. So far it sucks.. but all dating sites suck so no one has noticed
If you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me, I crave honesty... but if it is really bad, please dimm it down a bit as I am a very sensative boy with emotional issues relating back to the time my parents refused to buy me a pony.
I am not the brightest guy on the planet (I am one of the few guys who ever got kicked out of Devry for not being "serious enough about success"), but I consider myself to be one of the most ambitious! I am a believer that anyone can reach their dreams, no matter how much of a dumb-ass they are... its just a matter of how much you are ridilan you are willing to take.
I am a computer nerd... its kinda required for this business. but, there is nothing I love more than a little fun... good clean fun, none of that euro crap 
I hope to find someone who is spontanious, emotionally strong, and funny. Oh, and if he has a sister who is just like him, that would be ideal!
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| I am looking for a girl who has a kick ass sense of humour, must be sweet and kind, and have a positive outlook (no prozak dependants). She should be tall, have a good figure, and love spicy food and Simpsons. She also must want more than the usual routine... a home in the suburbs and 2.3 kids is not for everyone if you have ever found yourself being arrested for political reasons you are so in! |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| It would definately involve rollarblades, a beach, a few candles, and some serious fun*
* consult your doctor before attending |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| cartoons, cannibus culture, bad spelling, politics (go libirals!), business, tech, cartoons, and violating archaick prohibition laws!
My obsession is my site. I have to do something important. I can't work for the "man", I need to succeed! (can you imagine the theropy I will need if I fail... good thing Canada has free health care!) |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| totally outragious. My sarcastic sense of humour is what I am known for. I hate being serious and love having a good time. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| not bad, not great, totally average (really depends on your taste). I should mention that since I have been sick my looks and personal hygeen have taken a dive... it will come back... environment canada is demanding it! |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| do all the right things! I take my time, do what I'm told, and rarely refer to the manual.
When it comes to love making, I learned everything from classic Woody Allen movies... which might explain why I haven't had sex since the democrats were in power (stupid neoconservatives... had to ruin it for everyone) |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| be completely willing to give up any chance of having a "satisfying sexual experiance" (I can't handle the pressure!!!!) |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Cars and Bikes, Clubbing, Movies, Video Games, Work, Building this site! |
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PERSONALITY |
| Competitive, Easygoing, Funny, Joker, Lusty |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
DuckMan |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| My competing sites plotting to take me out ;) |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Computer Nerd Monthly |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| South Park, Startup.com, OZ, Propeganda |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| 80's and dance (I know, I suck) |
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| Birthday: | Jun, 1 Gemini | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Mar-11-01 5:01 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Prozacian | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | Want Vasectomy | | | Job: | I.T. | | | Insight: | Hooked on Phonix | |
| | Ethanol: | Non-Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Nicely Baked | |
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