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| 411: | North York, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 30-year-old single female | | | Seeking: | women&men for friend | | | Last On: | Nov-18-08 11:51 PM | |
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| PLEASE NOTE: Sarcastic humour from here on in
Disclaimer
Please read this before you venture any further to save both my sanity and yours.
By viewing this profile you hereby agree to refrain from the following actions:
1. Emailing me pictures of your private parts. I can guarantee you I've seen better.
2. Offering me your MSN address so we can 'get to know each other', 'chat' or whatever. I only add people I give a crap about to my MSN. If we talk and generally hit it off on here, I will add you. Otherwise, do not ask.
3. Asking me to be your meal ticket into Canada from wherever the hell you are from. I have enough problems with the male populus in this country, I don't need any more from yours.
4. Asking me if I'll cam for you. I won't. Ever. And even if you offered to pay me, although I would think about it for a nanosecond, the answer will be a hearty NO with a side of GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Please note, all above actions will result in me blocking your stupid ass from future attempts at contacting me.
Now for the fun stuff!
About Me
I am the proud mother of a pint sized dictator whom I would give my life for. She comes first before anyone, including you, so the quicker you come to realize that, the less problems we'll have.
Although my ex (read: baby-daddy) and I are no longer sharing family bliss together, we do talk on the regular and will for as long as our daughter graces the Earth with her steps. There is no need to be jealous, envious or otherwise pissy about this. He comes as a part of her, which I still respect and honour. Deal with it.
I enjoy all kinds of music. I've been known to krump out to anything from Insane Clown Posse to Foo Fighters to the Dixie Chicks. Please be warned: if we are driving around in your car I WILL mess around with your radio. Its just something I do. No disrespect to you or your choice of music, its an OCD thing.
My friends and family are VERY important to me. Without their love and support I would be somewhere dark and somber, most likely twitching in a corner on some little known drug while drooling on myself and muttering incoherantly to the 'person' in front of me.
Sometimes I like to wreak havoc where I may. Sometimes, I just get into one of 'those moods'. You know, the mood where I want to break things and cause fires. If this happens when we are hanging out, its best to let me be and keep walking. I'll catch up.
I have many passions. Caring about the environment is one of them. I cringe when I think of the world my grandchildren will have to live in. Although my daughter will rule the world, I fear it will be too fucked up from Global Warming and human stupidity for even her to fix. This is the reason for me smacking you if I catch you littering or idling your car for 30 minutes while hanging out in the Tim Hortons parking lot.
Another passion I have is my love of animals. I tried to go vegan, I really did. I cut out all dairy, meat and animal products from my diet. It was going pretty good until a certain someone decided to eat a scrumptuous chicken pita in front of me. My blood lust for meat came back screaming with a vengeance and I haven't looked back since. I have since decided to honour my love of Earths creatures by not wearing fur or using any products that contain the blood, sweat, tears or other byproducts of any animals. If you think you are being dashing and think yourself attractive and irresistable by showing up to a date wearing a suede jacket with leather boots, I will find a cow and tip it onto you. Haha! And you think I'm joking.
A sense of humour is something that I like to think I posses. Being a smart ass and finding things to laugh about gets me through the day sometimes. The world is going to hell in a wicker handbasket and really, all anyone can do anymore is laugh, considering the world is run by a bunch of oil hungry, power loving gluttonous dipshits whose only response to why they are supporting countries other then their own and blowing up women and children while ignoring the fact that Global Warming DOES EXIST and is going to eventually cause our extinction is, "for the love of our country". *breathes*...HAHAHAHAHA
A family of my own with a home I can happily raise my kids in, a career I'm proud of and a partner I will stand by are goals I am almost desperate to achieve. However, I will not, under any circumstances, risk my integrity, self respect or sanity to obtain them.
I really am a nice person. Bubbly and joyously obnoxious are some terms I've heard describe me. I love deeply and cherish greatly. I am incredibly passionate and will go to any lengths possible to make my partner happy and let him know he's well loved. Just don't piss me off 
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Someone to drive the getaway car. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um2etVK6aV8&NR=1 |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Being passionate about things, and stuff. Mostly my daughter. I answer only to her. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| "Slightly tethered with a hint of wtf."
After slipping him a crisp bill, he grabbed a new sheet of paper and wrote, "humourously intriguing with the soul of a Goddess." |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| "Meh, you'll do" |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Bitchslap him with a hot frying pan |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Know how to kiss. Sorry, but a horrid kisser is an instant deal breaker for me. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Music, Reading, Wine, Wandering aimlessly |
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PERSONALITY |
| Argumentative, Easygoing, Romantic, Sarcastic, Wild |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Rougue WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
An evil, evil clown
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Crusty Bitches Weekly |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Curious Buddies or Sesame Street |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| http://www.party934.com/en/, NKOTB  |
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| Birthday: | Aug, 1 Leo | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Apr-25-08 10:41 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Humanist | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Voluptuous | | | Offspring: | Got Kids | | | Job: | Homemaker | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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