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Mr. Worthy has been found. Not single.. not looking.

411:Nepean,  Ontario
Stats:age 41  hitched
Seeks:women&men for friend
Last On:Feb-25-08   2:55 PM

Witty Words

Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
He's not afraid to admit when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks!

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Knows what to say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin',
brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best friend.
Thank You in advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late.

AMEN

I'm not a girly-girl all the time. I can work a circular saw and change a tire, I'm not afraid to get my nails dirty. At the same time I'm not a shopaholic, I buy what I need when I need it.

I'm a lady first and foremost and expect to be treated as such.

I can look sexy in either a dress or jeans and a tshirt.

Respect works both ways.

Serious Stuff


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER?

Found him.. and he's everything I want in a man.


DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE

I don't know if there is such a thing, but I would hope so.
Any date where you two are both so comfortable with each other that you can talk the evening away and can't wait for the next date... that would be nice.


I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT

Life, love, happiness, my pets, my friends, my family. Long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Useless Stuff


MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS

Sarcastic, down-to-earth, funny, understanding, giving, a true romantic, who would do anything for a man she loves. All in all, a wonderful person.


A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS

Why rely on someone else's opinion? Get to know me and you'll figure that out.


TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I

Light a match under his butt!


TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST

Chocolate... need I say more?

Personality


ACTIVITIES

Dancing, Movies, Music, OutDoor Fun, Work


PERSONALITY

Braniac, Easygoing, Humble, Low Maintenance, Sarcastic


CARTOON I RESEMBLE   Smurfette


WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT

Wolves

Media Stuff


ON THE CAN, I READ

My thoughts


MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING

Movies or music


MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF

Just about anything

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MY HOMEPAGE

Mia Bella Candles - They smell good enough to eat!

My Tagsview all

Cordy

congrats on MOTW Laurie!!!!

Ottawa, Ontario
35-year-old Female
Sep-24-07

Silverwings  * 

CONGRATS!!! You can be my member of the week...wait, Justin might read thin...never mind lol

Gloucester, Ontario
28-year-old Female
Sep-23-07

The_Candyman

congrats hun on motw

Carrying Place, Ontario
40-year-old Male
Sep-23-07

The_Candyman

I got this Sexy Comment from Commentsheaven.com!

Carrying Place, Ontario
40-year-old Male
Jul-21-07

deliciousd

Hey! Just realized I havent tagged you! hehe TAG!

Minot, North Dakota
39-year-old Male
Apr-21-07

gunsmoke45

oh oh oh, tag youre it!!!

Ottawa, Ontario
33-year-old Male
Mar-8-07

SoclButterfly

Here ya go Laurie!! hehe

Belleville, Ontario
39-year-old Female
Feb-14-07

Cordy

Happy Valentines Day Laurie!!

Ottawa, Ontario
35-year-old Female
Feb-14-07

SoclButterfly


Belleville, Ontario
39-year-old Female
Dec-31-06

Girlblink182

Merry Christmas

Nepean, Ontario
35-year-old Female
Dec-24-06

angelssintoo


Gloucester, Ontario
25-year-old Female
Dec-19-06

Aphallatosis

oh how i love the laurie....I promise to not burn when you pee....i want to make you my sex monkey...u always give me a woody

Aurora, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Dec-8-06

Johnnyboy

SmartBlonde's a girl with poetic wit, this pretty Lass could be a hit. A true romantic she seems to be, with ample ass she's not skinny. For most of us we like our gals, with curves and bumps to be our pals. And if chocolate is what she likes, I'll spread it on so take a bite. Just nibble it off and if I can, I'll spread some on your ample mamms. I'll end this now I think your a cutie, with a great smile and a pretty fair booty. Oh Ya

Trenton, Ontario
50-year-old Male
Dec-7-06

Jennybobenny

Hey girl. I do believe we've just recently met. Came across your profile and wanted to share some cheer! Hope you're well and things went well at vball last night. Can't wait to play

Ottawa, Ontario
35-year-old Female
Dec-6-06

The_Candyman

thank you very much for your hospitality,you're great

Carrying Place, Ontario
40-year-old Male
Sep-30-06

Birthday:Sep, 13  Virgo
Country:Canada
Sexuality:Straight
Joined:Sep-18-04  5:36 PM


Roots:White
Spirit:Spiritual
Longitude:Short
Latitude:Voluptuous
Offspring:Want Kids
Job:Self-employed
Insight:Univ/College Grad.


Ethanol:Casual Drinker
Nicotine:Casual Smoker
Ganja:Just Say No

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