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Nuthin' to see here...move along...move along.
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| 411: | Thornhill, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 29 hitched | | | Seeks: | singles&couples for friend | | | Last On: | Nov-20-08 4:48 AM | |
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Disclaimer & Notice:
I'm NOT really 29, I'm 37(born Dec 24, 1970). Fuckin' site filters were preventing some people from reading my comments on the message boards.
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What? Describe myself??
Well, I'm cynical, opinionated and argumentative. I'm a control freak and like things done my way and if anyone....HUH? WHA?? OHHH! You mean describe myself so someone will want to talk to me? Well why the hell didn't you say so.
Ok, I have a girlfriend, who I met here on CasualKiss and have been living with for over five years now. I'm also a single father of a 9-year-old son (I have shared custody). I'm a pretty basic guy. I believe in saying what's on my mind and being honest with people. I find that between being a parent and my work schedule, I don't have a lot of time to meet up with friends in person. That's where sites like this come in. I'm sarcastic and make jokes in ALL situations. (I refuse to treat everything like some earth-shattering, soap-opera event).
I don't see any relevance in physical stats, but if you're curious, I'm 6'1" and about 225lbs.
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Now, down to business. This is a chat site, so we're all here for communication of some kind, right? Well here's a few ground rules:
1. I don't respond to e-mails that just say "hi". If you decide you want to talk to me (after reading all this) then grab my attention and say something so I know you aren't just looking for cyber babble or trawlling for a date.
2. Anybody who adds me to their address book without even talking to me first will get blocked.
3. There are a lot of people on here with no interest or ability for real conversation. I have no time or patience for these people.
4. I DO NOT LIKE OR USE INSTANT CHAT! So whether your a total stranger or someone I know well, if an instant message pops up on my screen, I'll ignore it. If you want to talk...use the e-mail.
5. Above all else remember that I'm here for my own amusemnt, NOT YOURS. So if you don't like what I say or do on here, then it's your opinion and you have every right to it...but don't expect me to give a shit.
I could tell you more, but you probably ran screaming after the first paragraph. However, if you're still here and want to talk, feel free to fire off an e-mail. If you know me and want to talk, ask for my MSN (NOTE: I said IF you KNOW me).
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| My intent says FRIENDSHIP and that's all I want. If you're looking for more, then good luck with your search. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Perfection is boring. It's life's little fuck-ups that keep things interesting. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| what's gonna put his kids through college. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| ..."what the hell happened to your face?" |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| ...lover? Hot???? |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| ...shut up and get me a beer. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Beer, Internet Addict, Movies, Reading, Work |
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PERSONALITY |
| Argumentative, Dumbass, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Magneto |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| I see ink, you friggin' moron. |
| | | | | Media Stuff | | | | | |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| ...depends how long I plan on being in there. |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Those fuckers SPIN???? |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Do I LOOK like somebody who groves? |
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| Birthday: | Dec, 24 Capricorn | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Jun-5-01 5:00 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Unknown | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | Got Kids | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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