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Gee, wit don't fail me now!
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| 411: | Vancouver, BC | | | Stats: | age 34 single | | | Seeks: | women&men for date&friend | | | Last On: | Oct-2-08 10:27 PM | |
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| Tread lightly, laugh hard, and throw your intelligence around willy nilly to get my attention. 
I WANT....
....someone who can not only be completely honest with me, but honest with themselves.
....someone who doesn't mind that I can flip from sheer idiocy to (almost) genius and not blink an eye.
....someone who is willing & able to be in a sexual, fun, caring, adventurous, sometimes crazy but always safe & sane, thrilling, mundane and wild partnership.
...... someone who can laugh as hard at me as they can themselves.
....someone who understands my need for touch, and is willing to do just that at times.
....intellectually stimulating conversation, interspersed with stupid moments like the fart scene in Dumb & Dumber.
... someone I can go out and explore the town with, come home with and laugh about the shared experiences.
.... someone who believes they can create their own Utopia, and can do more than just dream about it. (You can be living in a hole in the ground, with nothing of your own, and still be successful....)
If nothing else, great friends are welcome! I've met some of my best friends on this system, and welcome good people into my life. Anyone willing to show me their favorite spots will have me as a gleeful participant.
I am openly and overtly sexual, demanding, intelligent, driven, emotional, and way too analytical for my own good. I can be a little much for some people! Parent, writer, former social worker, chocolatier, blood & gore game fantatic, jazz/funk/electronic music lover, booking agent, proud geek and net junkie.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Fun, honest and not afraid to laugh long and hard (or at least won't look at me like I am crazy when I do!) |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Drive through Elvis, chocolate cheesecake, and conversation so compelling I'll pee my pants. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| My world. My life. My friends. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| once, when the underwire of my bra came out of my bra & looped around my shirt thru a buttonhole, I was told, "Wow, your underwire is bigger than my head". Um, yeah. (Probably cause you don't have much going on upstairs, buddy). |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| It really depends on the person, doesn't it? |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| be creative, be willing to push every button imaginable. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Internet Addict, Music, Reading, Wine, Writing |
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PERSONALITY |
| Argumentative, Braniac, Easygoing, Sarcastic, Lusty |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Betty Boop |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| Two chicks, kneeling, putting a condom on with their mouths? |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| junk food for the brain - magazines |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| 16 Candles/Run Lola Run/HardBoiled |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Beady Belle, 80's, jazz, electronic |
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| Birthday: | Apr, 24 Taurus | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Bisexual | | | Joined: | Mar-25-02 10:06 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Few Extra Pounds | | | Offspring: | Got Kids | | | Job: | Self-employed | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Unknown | |
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