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There are no facts, only interpretations.
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| 411: | Courtice, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 28-year-old dating male | | | Seeking: | women for friend | | | Last On: | Sep-22-08 4:40 PM | |
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| A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.
~Friedrich Nietzshe
These are not the droids your looking for.
Intelligent male, Seeks intelligent canine companion, for long walks on the beach, and romantic pedigree dinners.
Poodles need not apply.
"Do people like you know your crazy? Do you know your insane? Maybe your just sitting around reading guns & ammo, masterbating in your own feces. Do you just stop and go 'Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am.'"
........ Purple people eater.
I can remember a time when making profle actually divulged, or offered something of significance to the person reading it..
Im sorry for wasting your time.
Here.. Have a chocolate turnip.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Female. Alive. My species.
I'll take 2 out of 3. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Perfect first date!? your kidding me right?
Pickles, Beer, Good music, and possibly a monkey playing the symbols. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| People. I put myself out, and try to take care of everyone else, Instead of myself.
I love music. Typically rock.
Comedy.
I love to make people smile/laugh. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Split, Slightly erratic, Apparently I have involuntary Narcissistic rage.
PFFT, but what the hell does he know!
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| A cross between an aggravated lounge singer and a goat.
With a hint, of Albino Mexican burrito poodle. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Take off my shirt, and do the fantasia fairy dance. Covered in Ketchup. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Love me.
That's all.
And every now and then, she should dress up as a goat, In goatly lingerie... and maybe get her head caught in the fence.... |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Internet Addict, Movies, Music, Work, Writing |
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PERSONALITY |
| Alternative, Argumentative, Braniac, Humble, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
DuckMan WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
I see this white paper, with spilled ink on it.
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| The various phone numbers on the stall wall. |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Yes it is.. or else its broken. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| NIN,Panic @ the disco classical |
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| Birthday: | Jun, 9 Gemini | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Aug-1-05 5:46 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Atheist | | | Longitude: | Average | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | Want Kids | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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so how you been?? still got your bicycle?? muahahahaha!!! anyways whats new with you, havent talked in forever and a half... wanted to make sure you were still breathing! laterz kid!! 
