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It all comes down to Tactics
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| 411: | Caledon, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 28-year-old hitched female | | | Seeking: | singles&couples for friend | | | Last On: | Nov-19-08 10:55 AM | |
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here are the rules... for those who can read
1) I am practically married, been with the same guy for 4 years and counting so no I don't want to be your F**k buddy or your toy
2) I'm not interested in a threesome and we do not swing.. so don't ask
3) I don't want to meet you for coffee or tea of drinks of any kind.
4) I will not be your ticket to Canada so don't even ask to be my husband.. wont work
5) I don't give a rats ass how many millions your entitled to.. if I have to give you any personal information so you can get it go to hell and rot there. if I dont have to give you squat then feel free to send the cheque.
6) If you decide to message me please have something intelligent to say.. if I just get a hello or a hi how are you? or a Hi wanna talk? yeah no dice think of something good to say.
7) Any messages that contain an msn address or any other address pertaining to me adding you to my lists or contacting you off this site before having a LOGICAL conversation with you will add in a blocking and rejection.
And yes my man is more than enough to keep me happy in bed I doubt you can do better so go find something better to do with your hands than message me.
All violations to the above rules will end up with a snarky reply from me telling you what a dumb ass you are and an addition to my reject list.
SO onto me
For those who know me know that Im not just one colour in the crayon box Im the whole damn pallet and I rather enjoy being that way.
I AM however in love with a fantastic man who turns my world ass over tea kettle and there is nothing that I would love more than to spend time with him doing what we do.
above is his profile if you care to perv the man who is my best friend and has been for the last 4 years and counting. Were not looking for anything else but each other. He is my lover and my best friend and I woudn't change that for the world.
so if you want to drop a line go for it... however if you violate the aforementioned rules you will get blocked and told you are a dumb ass and should learn how to read.
Cheers!
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Found him and trust me he finds new ways to turn my world ass over tea kettle! so yup you guessed it.. Im not looking anymore |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| A couple of games of 10 pin bowling.. and then a drink at the bar... Cant forget the Karaoke after!!! |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| My friends and Family... Music... and most of all My CANADIAN_KID!!!! |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Therapy?? what therapist.. the last one I had is still locked in my freezer..... and the other therapists that I know I have to report to and take orders from! |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| Cute, cuddley... and a few other words that I dare not mention here.. if you want you can ask Kid but good luck getting an answer |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| where the hell did I put that bottle of lighter fluid? anyone got a match? |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Ask Kid..he knows what to do and how to do it.. but again I dont think that he is saying anything.. so good luck with the answer thing |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Internet Addict, Movies, Music, Reading, Television |
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PERSONALITY |
| Artistic, Funny, Kind, Low Maintenance, Wild, Patient |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Snoopy WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
lol that looks like the shadow of a bunny... surrounded by human shoe prints..
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| I dont read on the can, I do read in the tub tho |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Firefly, House, Dead like me. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Loreena McKennitt and others |
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| Birthday: | Jul, 17 Cancer | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Mar-5-04 11:35 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Wiccan | | | Longitude: | Short | | | Latitude: | Voluptuous | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Professional | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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All the best!!!! 
