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NO, i don't want to chat with you!
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| 411: | London, Ontario Canada | | | Stats: | 24-year-old married female | | | Seeking: | women&men for friend | | | Last On: | Dec-4-08 12:22 PM | |
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| READ MY DAMN PROFILE!
if you don't, i'm not holding myself responsible for how i choose to kill you.
if you don't like me, PLEASE come up with better material other than i'm a fat whore. i've heard it so many times that it's getting REALLY boring. you don't like rejection? tough shit. if you put me on your reject list after insulting me, i laugh at you. if you can't take it, don't dish it. plain and simple! 
if i don't answer you the first time, i won't answer you the second or third time. give it up, buddy.
THE RULES:
0.25. i am currently in grad school and will be earning my ph.d. in biology in 5 short years. my life is fast-paced yet incredibly boring. seriously, i'm not that interesting to talk to. you could save yourself a whole lot of time by just not messaging me!
0.5. if you think that you're original by calling me a fat pig, a bitch, a slut, or anything along those lines, you're sadly mistaken. i've heard it all...and, remember, fat chicks need lovin, too! *oink*oink*
1. if you add me to your address book before we have ever exchanged words, welcome to my block list.
2. if you give me your msn in your first message to me, you will be ignored.
3. if you have nothing interesting to say, don't bother.
4. if you are over 35, i'm not interested in talking to you, having sex with you, sucking you off, or being your "show toy", so don't bother! oral slave? yeah, i don't go for that, either.
5. if you haven't guessed yet, I HATE PERSONAL CHAT. if you use it to try to contact me, you will be promptly ignored.
6. if you've gotten this far and DON'T think i'm a bitch...well, you're in for a surprise.
7. if you think that it's your mission in life to make me miserable, good luck. internet-people can't crack my shell!!
8. if you leave me a nasty tag, i don't give a rat's ass. however, if you block me at any point it will be removed.
9. i'm a bitter, jaded old wench. if you think you can "change" me into someone who frolicks in the fields of flowers exclaiming how *wonderful* life is, fuck off.
10. if you don't like my "rules" go away!
i KNOW i'm a bitch...don't tell me that like it's news.
my likes: people who treat me like a person, people who tell me the truth, and people who tell me they love me and mean it (whether "friendly love" or "relationship love")
my dislikes: people who lie, people who are fake, people who are manipulating assholes.
as you can see, i don't ask for much. however, i seem to have quite "high standards", which is excellent. i'm not looking for a boyfriend on this site, just friends. if you think you can handle my piss-poor attitude, bring it. if not, go hump a fucking tree.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| absolutin-tootin nothing |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| date? what's a date? |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| chocolate. mmmmm, chocolate |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| crazy sexy cool...wait, that's TLC |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| an ugly whore. it made my day! |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| refrain myself from murdering him. yeah, that's sexy. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| ...do i have to say more than "chocolate and back massages"??? although bum massages are quite fantastic, as is playing with my hair |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Clubbing, Dancing, Movies, Music, Party |
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PERSONALITY |
| Alternative, Argumentative, Joker, Punk, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Cat Woman WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
a blot of ink...what do YOU see?
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| the bottle of soap |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| SLC Punk |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| zebrahead, the ataris, bowling for soup |
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| Birthday: | Mar, 1 Pisces | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | May-13-04 5:14 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Agnostic | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Student | | | Insight: | Graduate School | |
| | Ethanol: | 12 Step Time | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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