An outgoing, fun, spontanous person who is looking for an intelligent, beautiful, friendly, outgoinging women. For good friendship, and possibly making a life together if things work out great.
"In looking backwards makes you move forward, then I need to start staring at my As[]S"
"if life is just a bump in the road---get the government to fix the damn road"
"Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see it inside you"
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt""If the human heart has unlimited heartbeats, why should I waste mine exercising"
"You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you" "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me Neither!" "It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. " "Sex is like the card game bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand" " As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio."
What are you looking for in a partner?
Someone to laugh with me, someone who needs a steady wall to lean on, but can be a brick wall for me if needed
Describe your perfect first date.
A quiet lounge where if we get kicked out cause there closing, it was perfect date
I am passionate about...
sports, my dog esky, and hockey. And good sex never hurt anyone
My therapist describes my personality(s) as..
headcase without the luggage.
A lover once described my looks as..
adorable, hot, soooo cute
but she also said I was a jerk,unattractive, and a loser, but she's in an hospital with padded walls right now
To get my lover hot, I..
I kiss her from head to toe, not missing any part of her body. I let her boss me around, slap the piss out of me if it turns her crank.
To satisfy my cravings, my lover must..
be open minded, and willing to make out at least three times a day. Know what she wants and can communicate about everything. Then my cravings will easily be met.
Activities:
Beer, Internet Addict, OutDoor Fun, Party, Sports
Personality:
Alternative, Easygoing, Romantic, Sexual
Cartoon I Resemble:
Homer
What I see in this Inkblot:
The Calgary Flames horse head------I hate the Flames