If aliens created us it figures mine would be drunk.

I'm me i can't and won't be anyone but me i'm the clown the confidant the typo king and the cosmic joke.

i'm the best friend the imperfect mate mr sorta right and mr not so wrong.

i'm an engma wrapped up in a puzzle wrapped in a conundrum.

yes i do rely on spell check.

if you don't like me that's your problem I won't change for you i will however respect and fight for your right to your opinion even if it's wrong.

i'm a screw up and a master i'm the whole ball of wax.

what am i looking for anything everything nothing all of the above.

if i interest you drop me a line if not move along.

i know my pic sucks but eh most of my pics are of me n my kid if you wanna see those just ask

food for thought/funny stuff

to serve and protect then and now

then
serve the publice trust protect theinnocent uphold the law

Now
to serve there own intersets protect there paycheck they are above the law.

Quotes
"you once asked me why i write such horrible scary stuff when have kids? i say scary have your read brothers grimm ? farmers wives cutting off mice tails children pushing witches in to ovens wolves eating people and hunters cutting there stomachs open now that's scary stuff and we read it to our children" stephen king

"life without me would be even more unbearable" Lestat

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves." Lestat

ever wonder why the wedding march and the funeral march sound the same that's because form the minute you say i do your life is over

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there ot hear it does any one really care?

jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water?
yeah right n if you believe that i got some property in florida you might want to buy

if chicken little said the sky was falling even it was would still come crawling back again i bet you would my firend


"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did.
not like the screaming ppl in the back seat and passenger side next to him"

"if you can't enjoy a good cartoon what's the point in living?"

"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"

most importantly

"if drunkens aliens ever mess wiht your head mess wiht there bathroom after all if you have to go through life a nut you might aswell make there 10 billion light year trip home just as crappy"

"Yeah I want some cheesy poofs"

"it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

must not be a drunken alien. if by chance you are please pick up your empties.

hunt down drunken aliens and make them clean up there empties. we can hunt down sober aliens but really would you travel 10 billion light years sober just to give someone an anal probe?
watch an episodes or 2 of south park and look for the hidden meanings
play rollshambouy i'll go first

finding those damn drunken aliens and making them pick up there empties oh yeah n computers friends toons and my kid

The newest member of the animaniacs. the butt of a cosmic joke

Scary but in a good way

pour crayons on her and colour

make those damn drunken aliens pick up there empties