Hi thereeee!!
I am from ostrayleeyah..
I have 7 and a half kids to 19 possible fathers, and i wanna have m0re so I can live off the government for the rest of my life and not achieve anything worth while.. apart from seein how many kids i can squirt out..
I'm a good sort.. i'll use you for ya money and babysitting, so i can go out and party and bang all ya mates...
I wont cook or clean, and I'll get moody 24/7
I'll expect you to do stuff for me.. or i'll bitch abt it.. and yet i wont do the same for you..
I am a walking/ typing contradiction.. and i expect you to put up with it..
So.. ya wanna hook up??
What are you looking for in a partner?
No backbone, pushover, s0ftc0ck etc etc
Describe your perfect first date.
I get money at the end of it..
I am passionate about...
poppin out the brady bunch
My therapist describes my personality(s) as..
Inconclusive...
A lover once described my looks as..
"Oh fu[]ck no.. wow you look a lot better in your online profile pix"
To get my lover hot, I..
Turn on a porno and leave the room
To satisfy my cravings, my lover must..
do whatever i tell them..
Activities:
Alien Probing, Internet Addict, Music, Reading
Personality:
Argumentative, Criminal, Midnight Toker, Sarcastic, Spiritual
Cartoon I Resemble:
Garfield
What I see in this Inkblot:
OoOooOh that's deffintely 2 bugs of some sort dry humping the bottom of a vibrator..