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This week you will have some challanging thoughts ahead for you to consider..
For example, If ur parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister? This might be a good time too sit down and think about that, considering you have accomplished nothing else in life!
Also advice on dating, ur perfume may smell nice, but marinating in it is not neccisary, infact u have no real reason to leave the house anyway, considering u have a computer, a vibrator and home deleviry!
Your Quote for the week : "The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train"
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Thursday Jan-1-04 8:12 PM |
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| | | |  | | Gemini |
Today u felt drawn to read you horoscopes, in hope that there will be a slight chance good fortune will come your way! Unfortunatly that will not be the case again this week !
You will find that ur lettuce is moldy, u will forget too pay ur cable bill, u ran over ur best friend. However u will get excited when u awake friday morning, as u will be eager too check out the mouse trap u set the previous night.
Health wise, the STDS u picked up from ur moment of passion in the alley way that night, should clear in about 5-10 years, and a reaction to the medication will give u a skin disorder, and housebound you for 3 or 4 months.
The love department doesnt look so good either, blow up dolls dont take too well too 'pricks' so the term 'going down on you' will happen literally, u will find the blow up doll goes flat! and because you forgot to pay ur cable bill cyber sex will soon be out of the question!
Summing it up, stay away from sharp objects, rope, guns, dangerous drugs and bridges or buildings, as attempting suicide is illegal in some countries!
Favourite thing this week : Worms  2 Comments
Wednesday Dec-31-03 12:57 AM |
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