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Scorpio Alcoholoriscope
Drinking style:
Don't ever tell Scorpios that they have had enough, for they'll smirk
at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're
hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite.
Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that.
Most of them see the sauce as something to savour in itself, and not as
a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing
Scorps seek total obliteration.
But generally, they're facinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts.
They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed.
Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
Trademark Drinks:
Just as a Scorpio can look you in the eye and smily while secretly
plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste
hide a potent amount of alcohol.
If you want to get literal, serve them a scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're paying attention.
Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and fix a pitcher of
watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em -- though red wine will do the
trick just as well.
Drinking Buddies:
Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster, Bill
Gates, k.d. lang, Megan Mullally, Demi Moor, Sylvia Plath, RuPaul
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